The Ghetto Prom, Part 2

Well I got my hands on a few more prom pictures for you disapproval.

It looks like it was a sale at Joanne's Fabrics...Knitted yak at 25 cents a yard. This horrible fabric is everywhere; on their sneakers, shoes, ties, headbands. Just 'cause you guys can match doesn't mean you have too. They look more like a second rate singing group than going to the prom.

I hope the NBA wasn't behind this; otherwise it's time for a fan boycott. Who allowed this to even get in the door at the prom? Ghetto!!! Lil Hot Mamma, even has gym socks on with her boots. This pair is a hot mess to say the least.

The only thing worse than these outfits...

...is the back of these outfits. Horrible! LOL!!! She's using sweatbands for bracelets. I see something new everytime I see these pictures. You can place "spot the hot messes on the outfits" and find something new everytime.

We see yet another girl sneak out of the house with another Hoochie mama original. I sure hope the mama didn't sew this mess...

Beat them when the get home...These are some on the most inappropriate outfits I've seen at a prom.

One more thing girls...If you're back is a little flabby, ya might not want to let everyone in on that...

Continuing our unwelcome tribute to the NBA, we have these two. **Sigh**, you know they'll look back on this picture years later and think to themselves, "On a memorable, sacred and traditional event such as our senior prom, we opted for this mess instead of a traditional tux and gown." And guess what kids, they still make 'em...

More NBA-inspired mayhem. There's a designer in Brooklyn that must be hunted down and "tar and feathered". Once again on the shape issue, if the dress is too tight and you don't have the shape for it, put it back on the rack. You didn't know Pacers was spelled with two words did you? That fabric is stretched; one wrong move and pop goes the weasel...

Looks like homeboy on the right came more correct with a better suit, although it's a bit baggy. Guess his parents stopped him at the door before he put on some hot mess clothing. But they didn't check his car, otherwise they would have grabbed that cane from him. Last time I checked, there are no playas in high school, so leave the pimp cane in the store...

Oh dear. I hope Lil Kim hasn't come out with a clothing line. Whew! That was close; but her gown is the ultimate in "home made". Miss Fast Britches (you can out the 'r' in that last word) must have took a pair of scissors to a bridesmaid gown and made some jagged pasties with 'em. They're not even round. One strong wind, and you know the rest...I bet you made your date happy; he didn't hardly have to do work to get you out of that dress. He probably didn't even have to take off the dress; everything's right there. Lift a flap, move a slit and it's easy access.

And yet another girl has sneaked out of the house with a hoochie mama dress. But a bigger question would be who let her into this prom? Someone wasn't doing their job at the door. The girl on the right is probably smiling because she got you to look all slutty at this sacred event...she's not your friend; otherwise she would have told you look a loose mess. But then again, she's looking a mess as well. Shape alert: when you don't have a flat stomach, please don't show it...she has a hot mama dress on as well, but when you compare it to the "Ho-in-training," she looks like a catholic school girl...

Look kids, it's the "Du-premes"!!! Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto! I don't know if the girl on the left's slit was cut like that or her ample hips pushed it out like that. Either way, she's about to show a little cheek and that's a mess. And a word of advice for the sistas: if your legs looks bruised up, put some pantyhose on to cover up that madness. A mess...

Group picture or being lined up for the firing squad? I opt for the latter. This is not gym class, put some real shoes on, please? These heathens have gotten real comfortable at this prom. Oh and Miss Blazer is back; guess those shoes were hurting her feet, so she put on some tennis shoes too. And I guess the reports about America's youth getting fatter is the truth; these girls look like they split eating a cow with catsup. I'd make you run a lap around the gym for each dollar you paid for those horrible outfits, but you probably only paid $5 for them.

They must have a underground network for girls sneaking out of houses in Brooklyn. It's happening way too much...